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Question: Do nuns use intimate toys, since they are not allowed to have intercourse with others?

(Posted by: Faerie with Boots on 2010-02-25 08:58:16)

I mean, I know they have to take a vow of chastity, but sometimes those urges are just as bad as feeling blessed by the man upstairs. So are they allowed intimate toys at their disposal?

Posted by: Dogstar, Siriusly speaking on 2010-02-25, 09:01:24

Only if it's shaped like Jesus. They are, after all, the brides of Christ.

Posted by: Rod on 2010-02-25, 09:00:18

I seriously doubt that.

Posted by: John F on 2010-02-25, 09:01:08

I'm sure they just lend each other a helping hand.

Posted by: alan h on 2010-02-25, 09:06:47

I DOUBT IF MANY WOULD WISH TO.

Posted by: Leonard on 2010-02-25, 09:08:12

Do nuns strike you as people who have a healthy way to vent their frustration?

Posted by: Thanatos on 2010-02-25, 09:42:23

If they did, then we would hear less stories of angry Nuns beating catholic students with rulers when they misbehave. I hope so though. I'd hate to run into an angry, sexually frustrated nun.

Posted by: Walter XI JPA on 2010-02-25, 10:16:56

I think you should apply for a government grant to find out !!

Posted by: Jackie on 2010-02-25, 11:07:54

Nope. why do u think they hit so hard when disciplining a kid in a catholic school with a ruler?? :))

Posted by: Manswers on 2010-02-25, 11:10:16

What you guys haven't seen nuns walking into sex shops i do all the time they even make out with each other while looking for sex toys

Posted by: I Bent My Wookie on 2010-02-25, 11:46:08

I don't know. But I have been trying to figure out why nuns' breath always smell like fish - even when it's not lent.

Posted by: Holy Spit L on 2010-02-25, 12:22:52

All I know is that Cheezits is on all their rounded corner crucifixes and anal, I mean, rosary beads.

Posted by: cass4 on 2010-02-25, 14:44:21

Here they come now to rap ur knuckles HARD!!! :))

Posted by: bgbbill on 2010-02-25, 16:28:06

Yes. but thats a secret!! lol

Posted by: Augusta Vradica on 2010-02-27, 16:16:31

A nun is a woman who has taken special vows committing her to a religious life. She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live her life in prayer and contemplation in a monastery or convent. The term "nun " is applicable to the Catholics (both eastern and western traditions), Eastern Orthodox, Anglicans, Lutherans, Jains, Buddhists, and Taoists, for example. While in common usage the terms nun and sister are often used interchangeably, properly speaking a nun is a religious female who lives a contemplative life of prayer and meditation within a monastery while a sister (in the Christian religions) lives an active vocation of service to the needy, sick, poor, and uneducated.