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Question: Home made vibrators....?

(Posted by: Nick f on 2009-05-01 13:38:17)

I am a chaepskate, and also too lazy to make love to my ever fattening wife. I need tips on how to make a vibrator for next to no money, to SHUT HER UP!! for 5 minutes! The best idea I have had so far was to fill an empty aluminium cigar tube (Big cigar to keep it real) with angry wasps, and wear a cardboard cutout of russell "Gladiator " crows face over mine...as a "Kinky fantasy " element. This almost proved to be fatal....must remember...round side in...black plastic side out! Do you have any better Ideas??

Posted by: yellowstonedogs on 2009-05-02, 01:32:03

Sure do. Your wife should file for immediate divorce.

Posted by: Mrs Nick f on 2009-05-03, 06:22:56

Use some of the money you never spend on taking me out, or buying me a new dress, you cheap pig. But you need not bother at the moment, your brother is taking care of business just fine :-)